Gated communities.

Do you know how annoying those idiotic 'security' people at those guarded neighbourhood checkpoints can be?

I'm only there to friggin' pick up my friend and then i'll be out of there before you can even get my car's registration plate through your densely thick skull, you nosy prick.

And even if you tell me you're literally interrogating me for 'security' purposes,

Isn't asking for my IC number a little bit overboard?

You think i'm there to break into someone's house?

At 10 in the morning?

Friggin' daylight robbery?

Oh I forgot, if you had the COMMON SENSE to figure that attempting daylight robbery ALONE isn't the least bit sensible (unless you have a nut for a brain), you wouldn't be a 'security' guard in the first place!

My bad!

Oh and you want me to give you the address of my friend's place?

If I had 10 friends who lived in that area, you're expecting me to keep track of all their addresses?

It's called photographic memory you dumb twits, I don't need an address to know where my friend stays. Go read it up.

If you can even read.

Even if you really are worried about what i'm doing in there, why don't you ESCORT me to where i'm going instead of muttering and repeating the same old 'YOU GO WHERE?' line every time I reason with you. It's as if your pea of a brain just suffered a meltdown or something.

Which isn't possible because I don't think you even have a brain to begin with!

'YOU GO WHERE?'

I'm gonna run you over till your think skull caves in if you don't friggin let me in, that's where im going you annoying pain.