Aches.

The whole left side of my body is aching, from my arms down to my lower back and then further down to my thighs and calf; compliments of the awkward position that i had to sleep in while snoozing on Paul's sofa after catching the semi-finals match between Germany and Spain.

So, to you smug German squad fanatics who so strongly believed that your idol could pulverize the Spanish team like they coolly did with Australia and Argentina, I’m not going to rub the loss into that thick face of yours but instead, here's a picture to help you along with your solemn period of mourning.