Random thoughts.

I don't understand why when you tell someone over the phone that they have the wrong number, they would ALWAYS call back AT LEAST twice to ensure themselves that its wrong?

Low self esteem perhaps?

Or maybe they find my voice to be very seductive, like opium without the side effects.

Who knows.

Do you know?

OneRepublic's latest album..

Sucks much more than a vacuum cleaner does.

It's soooo bad that somehow even my EYES hurt from listening to all 47 minutes and 28 seconds of it.

I'd rather place a stethoscope onto a functioning diesel powered chainsaw and then plug it into my ear.

On a scale of 1 to ten,

I'll give it a rating of 1.5/10.

And that's considered generous!

/rant

UHH.

"WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!"

UGH x 2

I dropped my phone 3 times today because I somehow couldn't remember that my pocket has a giant hole in it.

At this rate if I were to have children confirm cannot remember their names.

UGH.

Ugh.

TODAY SO HOT UNTIL I SWEAT BLOOD OK.

Yes that sentence deserves a post of its own.

Good day!

Untitled.

With reference to Michael Jackson's famous song 'Man In The Mirror', he said,

"If you want to make a world a better place, take a look at yourself and make that change."

I'll make that change.

Blog closed.

Or not.

That depends on your perspectives.